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Video Reenactment Contest!

by September 3, 2010

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Reenact an amusing or awkward conversation using the site Xtranormal.com and win a glorious prize! Once you’ve created the video, email the link to roosh@rooshv.com with the word “Contest” somewhere in the subject line (it’s not necessary to port it to YouTube). The winner will be chosen by the peanut gallery. Rules: 1. Video must be shorter than 3 minutes and 30 seconds. I want to see impact, not boring drivel. 2. It must be based on a real life situation. I have an advanced bullshit detector so don’t try to trick me. 3. It must be received by noon Wednesday, September 15th. Helpful Hints: 1. Use the basic characters of each environment so you don’t have to pay anything. 2. Use pause insertions to create a realistic dialogue. 3. Click the Magic Camera button so you don’t have to manually set the camera for each verbal exchange. 4. If you don’t have any ideas, go out with a couple ballsy openers and see which bar you get kicked out of where it takes you. Write down the dialogue afterwards (or punch it in your phone) so you don’t forget the good parts. I will judge videos based on humor, social awareness, humor, likelihood of authenticity, and humor. It’s okay to be rejected in your video, as that will score high on the humor and…

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How To Deal With Crippling Approach Anxiety

by August 30, 2010

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A couple months ago I had a debilitating hypochondria attack that lasted a week. I thought I was going to die of a rare disease. I wrote about a previous attack in A Dead Bat In Paraguay , where I described moments of terror in between obsessive checking of symptoms and health resources. In both cases I couldn’t stop negative health thoughts from entering my head, even though I knew they were unreasonable. An above-average intelligence offered me no immunity and probably made me even more susceptible. During this recent attack my sister said, “Why don’t you read a book about it.” “A book?” I replied. “Yeah you know—words and paper.” I went to Amazon and read reviews on several. I eventually settled on The Worry Cure by Robet Leahy. My attack subsided by the time it came to my door. It’s definitely a self-help book and I felt hesitant to begin reading. I’m a highly experienced man of the world—how much more can I possibly learn? Several weeks passed before I cracked it open. The book takes a cognitive approach at addressing the anxiety problem (cognitive therapy is the mainstream term for “NLP”). …

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Reenactment Of Running Into A One-Night Stand

by August 27, 2010

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PREVIOUS REENACTMENTS: Arm Crossing Approach Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me? Doughboy’s Super Direct Game The first half of this week’s reenactment is depressing. Here’s an insecure girl whose body I ravished , spilling her guts out to a man who only cares about himself. I tried to be extra nice so she wouldn’t feel completely worthless. After the initial pity party, I realized that she was looking much cuter than I remembered. Her hair was did and the outfit she wore highlighted her Latin curves. My crotch began to throb. I decided that I wanted to fuck her again, and you’ll see how I tried to weasel my way back into the mix towards the end of the video. I’m disappointed my Zack Morris “time out” technique failed because with a little bit more time I could have given better responses to this rather uncommon situation. No matter because shortly after the confrontation I met a petite Ethiopian girl with a gloriously thick accent. I lost interest in the one-night stand chick yet again. Welcome to life. P.S. My second book is called A Dead Bat In Paraguay and is now out in paperback or eBook. Described as “honest,” “fearless,” and “inspiring,” it’s a 262 page fast-paced memoir of when I quit my job and tried to bang my way across South America. Check out its home page for a video introduction.

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More Cockblock Destroying Lines

by August 25, 2010

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I’m a strong proponent of calling out cockblockers, but I noticed that two things have to be present for me to do it: 1. The cockblocker has to interrupt the conversation and stay in the vicinity, as if to rub it in my face. If she whisks the girl away I’m not going to chase them down because the energy to call out the cockblock has to be less than the actual cockblock. 2. The girl has to be high quality. Most cockblockers actually do me a favor, but if I was liking the girl then the cockblocker must pay, especially since in D.C. it will take another month until I meet another reasonable chick. That said, here are some additional cockblocker responses to the one I already shared . RESPONSE #1: Approach the cockblocker and say, “Hi do you have a finance or husband?” 99% of the time the answer will be no. If she doesn’t answer or tries to ignore you then glance at her left hand ring finger for confirmation. “It looks like you don’t. Well I think your time would be better spent trying to find a man instead of worrying about who your friend is talking…

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A Typical Night Out In D.C.

by August 23, 2010

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Since I came back in May, I’ve been refreshing my Western-style game with VK and The Rookie . It was fun at first, but after just two months going out is no longer more satisfying for me than rolling solo in a large foreign club. To show you why, let me highlight a recent Friday night out. GIRL #1: I’ve gotten so used to running solo dolo game at night that a good wingman is like an added bonus. I love hanging out with my boys because of the laughs we share, not necessarily because they’re gonna help me get laid. Out of habit, sometimes I wander in a one-man wolf pack looking for opportunities. I approached a group of four girls alone, got in, and was talking to the one I preferred (21-year-old college student) while the other three walked away. One good skill to learn is to engage the group enough so they accept you, but not so much that they all want to keep talking to you at the same time. This is where I find that Mystery’s strategy of ignoring the girl you want rarely works, because what happens is you build some rapport with a friend you don’t like, and the best-looking one will let it proceed. By the two minute mark I must engage my first choice if I want to …

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Doughboy’s Super Direct Game

by August 20, 2010

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Recently I was walking to a bus stop while trailing behind two people, a thickish black woman dressed seductively and a doughy white man in painters work clothes. His appearance was especially average: it wouldn’t hurt him to lose 15 pounds and shave off his blonde goatee. I was able to make out an exciting 15-second portion of their conversation, which I’ve reenacted for you. Note the facial expressions towards the end. He got her number. What surprised me the most was that this this blue-collared white man possessed a large set of balls. If he was a wigger it’d make more sense , but this was average Joe Schmo spitting game like a champ, and it didn’t matter that at least four other people could hear him. He had no shame in his game. I had a conversation with my sister about it, which I have also reenacted with teddy bears. In the end I do think his game is a bit superfluous and would only have the desired effect on a specific subset of girls that most of us don’t interact with. I mean do you see this going well with “professional” or hipster white girls? A girl who isn’t used to being hit with direct game …

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Bang More Women By Rejecting Them

by August 16, 2010

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In the past couple of years the quantity of girls I sleep with has crept up. This is due to many reasons I’m sure, but during that same time period I notice that I’m “rejecting” a lot more girls. By that I mean I walk away when I find out that she isn’t close to what I want. I may be talking to her and the light from her cell phone screen reveals some acne. Or I realize she doesn’t have a fun vibe. Or she’s socially awkward. Or her black dress was hiding a pancake ass. Or she’s way too witty (at the expense of being sexy). When one of these things happen, I politely end the conversation. No hard feelings. There was a time I used to keep these interactions going because, ultimately, the girl was bangable—or else I wouldn’t have approached her—and I was hungry for sex, since I didn’t get it as often. But I rarely did bang those girls. It would stall at the number or makeout stage. Why is that I’m going full court press on far fewer girls today, but getting a lot more bangs in shorter amounts of time? Two reasons: 1. I free up more time for the girls I better connect with. Talking to a girl you’re not crazy about means you won’t spit your best game. And without your best game the odds you’ll bang her, assuming she’s not throwing herself on you, is extremely low. It’s futile to force the attraction if…

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Reenactment Of A Reapproach

by August 13, 2010

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I have recreated another awkward social situation with teddy bears. It happened in the same bar as the previous video . Background: I approached a girl and we ended up talking for about five minutes. She was a medical school student but appeared slow and ditzy, only giving me one-word answers and blank stares. I figured she wasn’t interested, so I ended the conversation with, “Well it seems like you want to head back to your friends, it was nice chatting.” The night was young, no big deal. But then fifteen minutes later she got right next to me. She was so close that her back was rubbing against my drink-holding hand. This is what followed: As you can see I fell into her trap. She wanted me to keep trying, and I took the bait (albeit reluctantly). It’s surprisingly common how often a girl gives you encouragement after a failed approach by coming closer or giving you more eye contact. Needless to say, it’s a trap. She’ll just reject you again . This is how women get their kicks, while for men it takes at least getting our dick sucked to achieve the same level of satisfaction. P.S. My second book is called A Dead Bat In Paraguay and is now out in paperback or eBook. Described as “honest,” “fearless,” and “inspiring,” it’s a 262 page fast-paced memoir of when I quit my job and tried to bang my way across South America. Check out its home page for a video introduction.

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Don’t Make Trip Suggestions Before She Does

by August 11, 2010

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When you first meet a girl, it’s safe to suggest ideas for future dates based on things you have in common. But once you start dating her, you have to be very careful about throwing ideas for longer dates that could be considered trips, like a visit to Atlantic City, the beach, or some full-day excursion to a national park. This conveys heavy-duty interest and forces her to evaluate her power. I’ve made this mistake twice. I thought things were going great, threw out a trip idea to the beach, and then watched the girl go cold on me. A somewhat recent example involved a very young girl who was on my large nutsack 24/7. She’d call or text me every day, sometimes asking if I missed her or telling me how much she was thinking about me. I relaxed my game and contacted her often too, slightly relieved that I didn’t have to play as hard as I normally do (but of course I didn’t get mushy on her). Eventually I suggested a weekend trip to the beach. It’s not so much that I really wanted to go to the beach and that it’d be important for us, but it was a way to keep up with her and maintain the exciting momentum. She replied with “I don’t know,” and flaked on me the next date. The upper hand I did so well to maintain was lost in just a few words. I was disappointed with myself. The proper move is to wait for her to suggest a trip first. Then when she does, say, “Maybe we can do that.” I already knew this, but there are times I get cocky and feel like…

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The Totem Pole Of Race Attractiveness

by August 9, 2010

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Before I started traveling I was reluctant to believe some races of men are more highly desired by women than others. Growing up in multi-cultural DC, I’d see white guys, black guys, and Latinos all getting with reasonable-looking girls in the clubs. I did notice that Asian guys only got with Asian girls, but otherwise I believed that for the most part all men are created equal. I was a little naive. After having lived abroad for more than 18 months, I see there is a very clear totem poll of male desirability. I used to think that my game was all that I needed to outperform any man, but unfortunately many foreign girls are so crazy about certain physical features that I have to work like a mule in some areas of the world. Before you call me a racist for sharing these thoughts, keep in mind that this isn’t what I think is desirable, but what I’ve observed others to find attractive. Let’s start with the ranking for men, from most desirable to least desirable. If you placed a handsome representative from each category in a lineup and let the world’s women pick their favorite, here’s who would get the most votes: European men with darker, sultry features from countries like Spain, Italy, Portugal, and France Northern European men with light features from countries like Denmark, Sweden…

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Reenactment Of An Actual Approach

by August 6, 2010

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I played around with the site Xtranormal , which lets you make videos with cartoon actors, and made a reenactment of a throwaway approach I did at a bar recently (the girl wasn’t very attractive). I don’t think I’ve ever had a one-night stand with a girl who crossed her arms while talking to me. I feel my penis soften when it happens. I had planned to do a contest for you to reenact an actual approach, but the site is way too buggy. P.S. My second book is called A Dead Bat In Paraguay and is now out in paperback or eBook. Described as “honest,” “fearless,” and “inspiring,” it’s a 262 page fast-paced memoir of when I quit my job and tried to bang my way across South America. Check out its home page for a video introduction.

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Guys Who Make A Lot Of Money But Still Don’t Get Laid

by August 4, 2010

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I spoke to an old friend the other day and we talked about a couple guys we went to college with. I remembered Steve, one of our classmates. “Hey Steve took me off Facebook for some reason,” I said to my friend. “Strange, he didn’t say anything to me about you.” “Well since he’s a cardiologist now maybe he took down his profile because too many patients were trying to add him. I read about that problem in a newspaper article.” “Hold on let me check.” Thirty seconds later: “Yeah he took me off too.” “He probably deleted his profile.” “You know he’s making serious cash now right?” “How much?” I asked. “Like half a million a year.” In college Steve got more play than me, hooking up with the occasional girl from class (since I was getting zero play that wasn’t particularly difficult). He had a pretty cocky personality around other guys and even though he became much gentler around women, it was enough to get some attraction going. After college he went to medical school and I went to work in the private sector. He got a girlfriend not long after that. While I’d peg his looks at about a 7, she was only a 4—a definite downgrade. My friend and I would talk about why he was going out with her. “Maybe she has a really great personality,” I’d say, followed by obnoxious snorting laughter. We didn’t …

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Broken English Movie Review

by August 2, 2010

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I lose interest in a movie if a bumbling beta attracts a beautiful female (e.g. every Adam Sandler movie ever made). There has to be a chance that the relationship would happen in real life or else I’m watching a science-fiction flick that depicts a parallel universe where the immutable laws of attraction are suspended. This is why I like La Dolce Vita, Gloomy Sunday, When Harry Met Sally, movies by Pedro Almodovar (Broken Embraces, Talk To Her, Volver), and a couple by Woody Allen (Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Hannah & Her Sisters, and Annie Hall). A silly movie with cringe worthy dialogue like Before Sunset will get cut off after 10 minutes. I recently saw Broken English , a movie centered around an American woman named Nora who is panicking because she’s in her 30′s and has no hope of finding a man. Even though her best friend is extremely unhappy in her relationship, Nora becomes desperate to settle down. (Fittingly, she had a chance at her friend’s man years ago but passed on him). Written by a woman, the movie nails a lot of the American female qualities which I have been beating here to death lately: -plain clothing -not sexy -oversized sunglasses -anxious -overly logical -not well-traveled -slutty but unaffectionate -…

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Soccer Player Alphas

by July 30, 2010

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Recent email I recieved… I could not help feeling curious about if you (given what you have written about Argentinian girls and alpha and beta males) have seen the video that many Spanish males are now commenting on, in which Spanish player Joan Capdevila turns down an Argentinian show hostess… Transcript ROMINA: Let’s send a greeting to Flo! JOAN: A greeting to Flo? Haha… ROMINA: So, how was the world cup? JOAN: Well, as you can see, (it went) very well, (we are) champions! ROMINA: Who would you like to dedicate this victory to? JOAN: Well, to everyone, (SHE CUTS HIM HERE) to Spanish people, to my son… ROMINA: Hey, could we reproduce Sara and Iker’s kiss [last video on this page], but on the cheek? JOAN: With whom? ROMINA: With me! JOAN: No… no, no, no. ROMINA: Hey, for real… JOAN: You’re not my type ROMINA: (hesitates) Well… you’re not my type either! Come on! Well, there you have them… This is the same man who gave Sara Carbonero (Iker Casillas’ girlfriend) a perfectly serious but short interview wearing a bucket on his head… About 90% of men are saying he was great and she deserved to be put in her place. About 10% are saying that they would have given her the kiss and more, or that he must be gay. As a woman, my feelings are: 1. This is a man who respects himself and knows his worth, and will not take any slut that comes his way, just because she’s there. I would prefer this man instead of a more handsome one who seems desperate for some action. 2. This woman did not show an ounce of self respect, intelligence or professionalism. She starts with a stupid question, to which …

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The Easiest Way To Get Social Circle Sex

by July 29, 2010

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I don’t do social circle game in the States. The energy it takes to maintain one outweighs the cost of cold approaching. I’ll go to parties but I won’t keeping hanging out with someone just to cultivate a friendship in the hopes that I’ll get introduced to a reasonable-looking girl. My friends must have constant value, not future potential. Another reason I don’t care for social circle game is that a large percentage of girls in the United States are ugly, so the average circle will not provide me with the quality that I desire. In other countries though, where getting prospects from cold approaching is more difficult, and girls are more beautiful on average, maintaining a social circle may be worth it. I would say that’s the case for countries like Argentina, Colombia, Spain, and Italy. Brazil… maybe. Social circles fulfill an important human need for drama and gossiping . Very few secrets are kept. Everyone in the circle gets dissected and, oftentimes, shredded. What one person in the circle sees is what everyone sees. We use this to our advantage. If your social circle is mixed with guys and girls, as it should be, follow this important rule: cultivate a rock star image . Do that in two ways: 1. Conceal the less desirable girls you are fucking. 2. Share stories that paint you as a cultured man…

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Men Who Choose Homosexuality Over American Women

by July 27, 2010

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A fellow American I met in my Belo Horizonte had an odd complaint about me: he said I talked “too much” about girls. I scratched my head because the only two safe topics that you can talk about with just about any guy in the world are sports and pussy. What else am I going to talk about? Art? Style? I wondered if he was homo. Did my gaydar fail yet again like it did really late at night with that Colombian guy? Yes, yes it did. He eventually told me, “Dude, I’m gay,” as if he was annoyed I didn’t figure it out on my own. It wasn’t obvious anyway—I’ve met straighter guys who acted more gay than he did. One morning we got to talking at the dining room table and I asked him when he realized he was a homersexual. He said, “I didn’t know until really late. In college I tried to date girls but had trouble connecting with them. After college I couldn’t even get dates. I thought something was wrong with me. Then I experimented with a guy and it felt more natural. It felt right. It’s so much easier for me to meet men than women.” “Do you catch or pitch?” I asked, in the most empathetic tone possible. “You know it sucks when you’re gay because only one guy is getting the pleasure.” “I like to receive, but you know what… it is very pleasurable. I love …

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